urban crawler
an thirty-something or older woman, who is the end of or post-baby boom. grew up in free love with a great body that is h-tting the skids from self indulgence. engages in starvation and drugs rather than going to the gym. creeps for males that have a hot body and no mind of their own, making the mark easy.she spends her money on b–b jobs and buying drinks to find any young guy that will stroke her ego. dresses on the trashy side and conducts herself like a ho’.
“did you see that b–bed-out, urban crawler try to push up on me?”
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