a site where libtards who think they’re clever come up with portmanteaus that are neither humorous nor creative.
mental midgets usually find comfort and humor when reading the newest entries on urban libtionary.
someone who is handsome whoa! you’re so jenald! word you use to describe someone who is handsome. uy pre! you’re so jenald!
sending and receiving of p-rn pics and videos on instagram ‘i kinda guessed what larraine’s post was all about’ ‘what?’ ‘instap-rnography’
- jacob hanes
when you are pulling a jacob hanes you are being sleezy and calling girls out and asking personal questions on their s-x lives jen: that guy totally just pulled a jacob hanes on you sara: i know he asked about my virginity
- summer stoner
when a person, typically a college student, or a twenty something, who smokes marijuana mainly during the summer break and much less/none during the fall and winter semesters. dealer: “i’ll be on campus for all of fall semester, so hmu if you need any.” buyer: “it’s all good; i’m a summer stoner.”
- cory callahan
a gentle giant, but an ogre for those who oppose him. a cory callahan is widely feared throughout the world, but once you get to know him he’s a pretty nice guy. i used to run away from cory callahan when i saw him, but when i met him he took me out to a […]