Urban Snake
a strand of weave from a black woman’s hair on the ground, found mostly on sidewalks in public places. they have a long life span being made of plastic. harmless and non venomous all urban snakes tend to be marked differently. some urban snakes have beads, other sh-lls, the tail is usually burnt or caped with tinfoil and a bead. the head of the urban snake is much larger and usually frayed. if encountered just back away slowly, it will be gone in a few days.
i was walking down the sidewalk in atlanta, georgia today when i almost stepped on a urban snake. she was a gorgeous example with a tight braid and three beads red, yellow, and green. i later saw a pigeon fly it off to be used in its nest.
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