urban tank
huge suv that fits 8 or more p-ssengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. equipped with a diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. weighs a minimum of 4 tons. the suv is basically a tank but for urban applications.
person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
person 2: h-ll yeah ive got that urban tank
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