Urinal cookie
a t-rd, that someone has deposited in the toilets that are only for peeing in…
the “cookie” is referring to the t-rd.
guy1: i was in the bathroom at wal-mart, and somone had left a fresh, steaming batch of urinal cookies!
guy2: ewww! thats nasty!
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