urinal-splits
the wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.
in an effort to stay dry, i did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.
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when you t-t f-ck a girl while sitting in a urinal and sh-tting at the same time before c-mming on her b–bs, then flushing the urinal. oh man i urinal t-t f-cked that girl so hard, my -ss is still wet from the victory flush