Useless Fucking Knowledge
information that is absolutely f-cking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely f-cking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.
useless f-cking knowledge accounts for many people who are google f-cktards who present their arguments constructed on useless f-cking knowledge.
some of the following fall under the category of useless f-cking knowledge:
-knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e – how many barrels are there)
-remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse
-knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (and if james bond is driving that boat, you’re f-cked otherwise)
…and much, much more. you could probably think of things that fall under the useless f-cking knowledge chart
teacher: okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.
student: -stands up- “does anyone else think this is useless f-cking knowledge or is it just me?”
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