Uselessful
adj. type of information carried around inside a man’s head that he thinks is a mark of intelligence when in fact it is idiotic trivia. ironically, in many cases everyone already knows the fact, or it is wrong.
sally: do you like my tan this summer?
tim: sure. did you know that the mask in the movie “halloween” was a captain kirk mask painted white?
sally: yes dear. everyone knows that.
tim: well, did you know that the red dot on the 7-up can represents the inventor’s eye? he was an albino.
sally: you are an idiot. stop using such uselessful information.
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