utah drivers
a disastrous combination of distracted parents, confused country folk, overly cautious grandparents, and s-xually repressed teenagers.
typical utah drivers:
people from morgan county driving to ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.
a mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.
an old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a sat-rday…
a boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. the sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he’s married.
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