Utah Helicopter
when someone is so drunk they can’t speak and/or text right and talk about random things. including but not limited too: stories about girls who squirted all over there shirt, why they love taco bell so much (because all drunk people like taco bell), and random girls they like.
jake was a utah helicopter last night. did you hear him talking about taco bell non-stop?
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