utensil swearing
when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
tw-t spatula
d-ck fork
-rs- splice
c-nt bucket
n-b grater
sh-t strainer
etc
utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree
f-cking tw-t donkey etc
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