Uternaut


the little explorer inside a pregnant person.
sheila is only fifteen but she’s already carrying joel’s uternaut.

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  • Uternuts

    a slang term for the female genitalia. “she p-ssed me off so much i had to kick her right in the uternuts!”

  • Utah Horseshoe

    verb: its when you pull the v-g-n-l lips apart forming what resembles a horseshoe image john was bored so he performed the utah horseshoe on rachel

  • uterology

    the practice of determining the personality features of unborn fetuses by their position in the womb. akin to phrenology. my uterology reading says little ruteger is going to be a real go-getter he head-b-tts my bladder all night long and kicks me in the ribcage.

  • uteronig

    short for “uterus n-gg-r”, a term commonly used in cyberpunk settings where artificially-grown humans, or ‘test tube babies’ are more common than natural-born humans. a derisive term for a natural-born person, or, a “uterus-born” person. artificially-grown humans are genetically perfect to a degree a natural-born person could never be, and so they view themselves as […]

  • uteroo

    the cutesy name for the uterus. when im on my period, i get crampies in my uteroo.


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