Uterpenis
a fictional p-n-s that can function as a womb; a combination of a p-n-s and a uterus. impregnated by a woman by unknown means.
childbirth is extraordinarily painful.
when asked how he could be carrying his girlfriend’s child, damien replied that it was in his uterp-n-s.
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