utilitarian
a person believes in the greater good for the greater number of people; in ethics, it’s the theory that the rightness or wrongness of an action is determined by its usefulness in bringing about the most happiness of all those affected by it.
if your not genetically qualified to be a n-z- but still agree with most of the things they stand for…. you’re a utilitarian.
a grand master of utility’s such as gas or heat ect.
as the utilitarian no heat for you!
an object with great use or puprose. often said by nerds, but could be said by anyone else, if there is no other word that could be used.
guy: dude the ipod touch can do a h-lluv alot!
guy with ipod touch: yeah, it’s so utilitarian.
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- Utility Fixer
a person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional. your corporation is having a marketing seminar? if you don’t get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.
- utility fruit
slang for an apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen. lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.
- Utility Key
a key that one keeps on their key chain, from an old residence for example, to use as a tool/screwdriver. the polar explorers thought that they might die of starvation, until andy used his utility key to open the rations.
- utility-kinkster
one whose s-xual discourse is determined by external forces and/or available resource. do to freezing temperatures the utility-kinksters were forced to grind on each other in an exotic dance of p-ssion and life saving heat transfer.