utility nail
when you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it’s just long enough to perform handy tasks.
this can be useful for opening packages, scr-ping stuff, picking your nose (if you’re so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches… etc.
guy 1: hey bill, do you need some scissors to open that box?
bill: that’s ok, i have my utility nail.
bill proceeds to puncture the plastic with his utility nail then rip open the rest of the box.
sue noticed a spot of dried crud on her project just before turning it in. luckily, she had her utility nail and was able to scr-pe it off.
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