vachan
vachan is a smarta*s with luscious hair and a loving wife. he enjoys a peaceful walk in his mom jeans at sunset so long as there is no wind so his flawless hair doesn’t get tousled. a vachan also has a serious love affair with all aspects of cleaning and costco.
aavia: hey, do you know where vachan is?
sachin *pauses the song drunk in love by bey* i think he is in the pet store
aavia: are you sure about that? you may be mistaken for his loving wife shroo
sachin: oh you’re right; he may be in staples right now. rumor has it, vachan has been in there for days. apparently, he just bought a label-maker and he has been searching for labels to label the label-maker
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