Valen


a super s-xy girl with big b–bs , has a great personality all the men will love a valen in bed and at public places
girl valen
a sweet little guy, who is pocket-sized and always down for a good time. he will pick you up when you are down and will stick with you through all the bull. he is easier to find then a lepruchan and much more lucky to have around. if you ever catch one never let him go because he will always be a true friend.
“you know, with all the fake -ss people out there i am glad i have a valen in my pocket.”
a kniving b-tch with less worth than a f-cking penny. she thinks she’s gods gift to earth but everyone really hates her not to mention all the diseases and stds she has. she is faker than a barbie. she likes to be a wh-r- and she has bleach blonde hair. she’s a brat that thrives off of attention. also she will never have any worth and should drown in the deep blue sea as soon as possible. now would be great. or she could burn in the fiery pits of h-ll, on video of course.
valen, as in kens slam piece.

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