Valentard
someone who makes out valentine’s day to be something more than just a tribute to chocolates and the color pink.
she spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by valentine’s day.
what a valentard.
someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (tall and skinny.) usually plays an instrument of some sort and has piercings and tattoos. (they have no meaning; just because (s)he wanted one.) tells bill brasky jokes after consuming one beer (also very drunk at this point). has a redneck hick sort of manner. ususally clad in a baseball hat and mismatched flip-flops and cargo shorts. very self-confident. very h-rny, but also very stupid. p-sses up s-x with two very willing wo(men) on several occasions. just a general pr-ck all the way around.
dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.
valentard: so, this one time i was in the back of a truck will bill brasky and a deer-
girl: so, you wanna get out of here?
valentard: sure…..so you see this tattoo here. i just went in and said i wanted a tattoo.
girl: cool!
valentard: so i play piano.
girl: even cooler! good with your fingers, then, eh?
valentard: so, i don’t want a relationship out of this, i just wanna f-ck.
girl: great! that’s all i really want too! can my friend (insert name here) come too?
valentard: sure!…..so, i totally don’t have any condoms. maybe some other time?
girls: (very p-ssed) sure.
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