Vanguard girl

a typical girl at vanguard university of southern california. she has wavy blonde hair, green eyes, is short, and unnaturally, rediculously, skinny. she wears baggy ripped jeans, rainbows, loves little african babies, and has an equally annoying boyfriend. she also has a tatoo on her inner wrist with a faith related saying in cursive letters, and thinks she was the first one to get it.
a vanguard girl loves africa, dresses bohemian, shops at urban outfitters, and has an iphone.
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a typical vanguard girl will find a way to have school spirit even though her attempts are ultimately futile.

she is in love with the idea of third world countries and enjoys explaining why she enjoyed her mission trip so much using the phrase “it changed my life.” she usually leaves out the part about how it affected the foreigners, but this is just a minor detail.

during her time out of the cl-ssroom she is either at the beach or going to disneyland (because she has a p-ss…for life).

the most dangerous vanguard girls fall into two categories: women studies majors and theater majors. if you are a male and see either, run before you t-st-cl-s are either chopped off or “monologued” to death. either way, your b-lls are gone.

as stated before, most vanguard girls will have a tattoo or piercing of some sort on their body (mostly wrist tattoos). these tattoos consist of either a bible verse or a single word that truly represents their feelings (the most common being “beloved”). the tattoo usually contains doves breaking out of chains (symbolizing their internal struggle against the forces of darkness).

lastly don’t bother dating a vanguard girl if you want a quick hook-up. statistically speaking, 1 in 2 vanguard girls will find someone to date and marry them as soon as possible to justify losing their virginity. they will usually find out this was a bad decision after their first child and find out it isn’t “fun” or “hip” to be a mother at 19.
i saw a vanguard girl today…i married her and had 2 kids.
crazy. not just standard crazy, we’re talking out-of-this-world, gotta get some under the table sh-t from your nutso cousin who’s pretending he’s a flamingo crazy. not only biologically programmed to har-ss a male for a wedding ring everytime they open their mouths, but as of late have been affected negatively by an ‘el nino’-like attack of knowledge, whereby they will argue any and all theological and social problems of society at present because they saw blood diamond and they know.
“hey man, what’s the deal with katie?”
“nah man, she’s just another vanguard girl”
“ah f-ck… what’d she do? not worse than liz..?!”
“dude. i should’ve turned around after she verbally berated me for not wearing tom’s shoes.”