Vatican Love
essentially vatican love is one of the last refuges of a randy catholic priest as they have taken a vow. apparently in the vatican it doesn’t count as sodomy if it involves a choir boy. although the victims see it differently however after cover ups and the use of diplomatic immunity like the baddies in lethal weapon 2, the pope have avoided chris hansen so far.
chris hansen: sorry you won’t find any vatican love here you sicko. why don’t you have a seat over there?
catholic priest: screw you! (holds up his wallet) i’ve got diplomatic immunity!
chris hansen: ok then (takes aim, and fires – his bullet goes through the priest’s wallet, and then his head) it’s just been revoked!
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