a nasty wh*r* that looks like an orangutan and smells like a gym bag and moldy cheese.
i had a veroniqueef hitting on me and i nearly barfed!!!
- bomb blanket
when a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her. i would have died last night if frank hadn’t pulled the bomb blanket over his *ss.
when you ain’t got no *ss at all that girl ain’t got no acital
- autist r*t*rd
a term that is used to define only the most obstinate and pigeonheaded people- this should only be used on the internet in a memeish fashion due to the lack of evidence suggesting the existence of real “autist r*t*rds.” “martin shrekli really educated those autist r*t*rds.”
- guacamole randolph
when you are having s*x with a woman of hispanic origin and make her push an avocado out of her sn*tch . i was with juanita and showed her the guacamole randolph