Vicectomy
(verb): when a member of your crew has been found deceitful about s-xual conquests, as well as found guilty of speaking ill of the crew, the situation calls for a vicectomy.
a vicectomy is the democratic right of the offended crew to both ex-communicate this member from the crew, as well as, expose any further lies and deceptions publically.
tell tale symptoms that your crew needs a vicectomy include, but are not limited too: crew member confidence squandering; testimony of ed from claimed s-xual conquests; obscurely timed family obligations during bro social gatherings; and finally severe c-ck and relationship blocking.
if your group detects one of its members may in fact be guilty of any of the above, perhaps it is time for a vicectomy.
did you hear about those m-ssive violations of guy code? i think its time to separate the group. we need a vicectomy.
yoo did you get with that girl last night?
…nahhh there were complications. i think our group needs a vicectomy.
yoo is everyone going to be here tonight?
…nahh one of our own is going to an 11:42pm movie with his mother and long lost younger half cousin.
i think we need a vicectomy.
vicectomy complete.
Read Also:
- video hofessional
1. a young girl present in numerous rap videos, often seen shaking her booty suggestively. gets paid for her dancing, unilke regular video hoes “d-mn girl you know i am a video hofessional now, so i can afford hennesy and alize!”
- Vagisoft
something that is almost as soft as the womb of a marshmallow mermaid, and is leaps and bounds softer than baby spice’s bottom. my girlfriend’s hair is vagisoft.
- vinyl junkie
: a term used to decribe someone (ussually in the dj community) who posseses an obssesion with records, or posses a large number of records. these people are often times dead-set against the use of cds or mp3s in a set. eric is such a vinyl junkie! all he ever uses in his sets are […]
- Virginia shot glass
a virginia shot gl-ss is where u put a shot of alcohol most often whiskey into a womens v-g-n- then proceed to drink the juice out of the v-g-n-. dude last night i gave my girlfriend a virginia shot gl-ss and it tasted great.
- Virtual Goose
a respectable gentleman of the internet. a virtual goose is neither aggressive nor insulting on forums and games alike. a vg will often take to wearing cloths suited to a formal occasion even when in a casual setting. a virtual goose is “like a sir”. he’s such a virtual goose he dances like a vg […]