Viking Curtain Suprise
when a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a v-g-n-
charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
sally – oh my god, no, what?
charl – a viking curtain suprise
sally – thats horrific
charl – yes, it was
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