Vila
1) to take a sh-t in someone’s mouth, then make out with them.
2) to c-m in someone’s b-tthole and lick it, while they are taking a sh-t.
3) to m-st-rb-t- to gay animal p-rn, while listening to linkin park.
“dude i totally gave that girl a vila.” – beem
1. someone considered not ill
2. someone not appriciative or ill places, a.k.a. the ill v-sser
1. the not ill person must be considered a vila, since vila is not ill
an exotic woman who is kind, caring, and not to mention hot. her spicy hair and face are her best features and she never disappoints. she makes all the boys go crazy and brings the boys to the yard-no milkshake required. she is by far the best kind of woman. she is not only gorgeous and mouth-wateringly beautiful, but she loves helping others and would give anything to make others smile. she attracts males like flowers attract bees. times 10. who’s s-xy? she is. she is also very sensual and s-xually explosive. you can never go wrong with her. she’ll give you a bursting erection for the moment, but you’ll have extra l-st saved for later. a masterpiece. the perfect woman
i want a vila… 🙁
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