vintage boyfriend
it describes “an old boyfriend who’s pretty lame” that a woman keeps returning to in between relationships with “better” men.
female a: “aaron is like the worst vintage boyfriend ever”
female b: “he’s just so easy”
female a: “how lazy can i get?” 🙁
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