Wallet Interval
the interval of time before you can take your pants off to m-st-rb-t- when your partner/parents leave the house to avoid your partner catching you when they come back to find their wallet.
“i went to milk it but my wallet interval was too short and he caught me with my headphones on and my d-ld- in.”
“yeah, botched my wallet interval last night. mum caught me. wasn’t like in the p-rn at all.”
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