virgin watermelon



when a watermelon has not reached s*xual maturity and does not do anything s*xual
i ate 33 virgin watermelons

Read Also:

  • hammermaker schlemmner

    what some people call hammacher schlemmer — the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that’s been around since 1848. hey dean! i just got the holiday 2016 copy of the hammermaker schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! i think i’ll get on the blower and order one right […]

  • danny the f*ggot

    a g*y f*g who likes daenerys a little too much. sane human: woah who’s that f*g? other sane human: oh thats just danny the f*ggot, he likes d*ck.

  • microphoned

    during oral s*x, the person giving oral s*x grabs the p*n*s in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying “is this thing on?” repeat until he answers or falls to the floor. “she was giving me head, smiled and then the b*tch microphoned me!” next time you give […]

  • the shock master

    meme wrestler that wears a sparkling storm trooper helmet yo have you seen the shock master on youtube


Disclaimer: virgin watermelon definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.