vivaldi
the baddest mother f-cker of the baroque era.
composer of the famous “the four seasons” violin concerto.
gloria in d rocks my socks.
the act of plucking a girl’s pubic hair like smooth handcrafted strings of a ‘700 rare stradivari violin. conduct the various movements with your p-n-s (no hands allowed) for best results.
reginald: “hey man, where is this beautiful symphonic music coming from?”
harvey: “cl-ssic. osvald is giving ursula a well tempered vivaldi”
a horrible composer during the baroque period. followed all the rules of theory and had little to no melodic significance.
lame musician: hey, i can play a bunch of 16th note runs, arent i cool now?
intelligent musician: no, anyone can play scales and arpeggios. go play something with a melody why don’t ya?
shostakovich’s violin concerto is better than vivaldi’s. why? cuz shosty’s is hard to play and has a melody. vivaldi just stuck a bunch of notes from a key togeth and called it “four seasons.”
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