vladimir putin

some mobster that somehow made his way to presidency and russia, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. he also enjoys the following: nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, and russia.
some person: i’ve got an impossible task for you.
some other person: yes?
some person: go through all of the pictures of vladimir putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
some other person: o_o
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a former kgb member who is credited with bringing russia out of the soviet union. apparently skilled in judo, sharpshooting, military commanding, singing, modern warfare, swimming, and invading georgia, he is considered to be a prime candidate for the worlds most bad-ss.
vladimir putin, that is who i want to be.
a bad -ss motherf-cker who lives in russia who has a take no sh-t hands on att-tude when dealing with bullsh-t, skilled in judo so he can probably kick chuck norris’ -ss and he has a taste for ukranian booty. basically the modern embodiement of bad -ss
vladimir putin, what a bad -ss motherf-ck
vladimir putin

man of diminutive stature with enormous, usually nationalist chip on his shoulder. vladimir putins will attempt to combat the shame felt over their height and the disgraceful state of their country/countrymen by staging increasingly bizarre macho photo shoots, usually involving the persecution of a wild animal. the successful vladimir putin will usually live among peasants, and skilfully manipulate their base instincts to create an un-ssailable power base. the vladimir putin tends to become increasingly detached from reality in the absence of criticism from his subjugated peasant hordes, and finds himself driven to indulge in increasingly inappropriate behaviour such as singing, dancing, expounding the virtues of “rep music”, and instructing the wives of world leaders to make cabbage soup. he will normally benefit from a complete absence of the concept of irony among his followers, allowing almost all barriers of bad taste and cringeworthiness to be smashed down without fear of reprisal.
i wouldn’t let your dog anywhere near that little weirdo. he’s a real vladimir putin. before you know it he’ll have ripped his shirt off, sung heartbreak hotel and strangled it.
a vladimir putin is when your russian brothel maid disrespects you while riding your sweet -ss trike and you hand her a well deserves russian beat down with a swift fore hand.
bro: hey that foreign chick anastasia was a real b-tch last night.
homie: yeah i had to give her the vladimir putin on the way home.
a russian zoophilic. in other words, he has s-x with farm animals and makes for a fantastic debate topic. he also enjoys fondling riceb-tts and encourages masturbation during public forum debates. long live putin!
ahh i’m thinking about headin down to the ol’ farmhouse and gettin it on with a sheep vladimir putin style.