Voice Fail
1. when you are trying to leave a message for someone and it just comes out awkward, dorky or stupid.
2. when you are trying to leave a message for someone and your phone drops the call.
i was leaving a message for my friend and i found myself rambling on and on… total voice fail.
2 more definitions
a term used to describe voicemail, sent or received, which has not been thought about before it is left and, therefore, results in a mess of irreversible word vomit.
“i had a message from someone but they forgot to say who it was. i hate getting voicefail.”
or
“i called that girl but i forgot to leave my number. i’m too embarr-ssed to call back after a voicefail like that.”
when you get a voicemail and the person leaving the message sounds like a cross between milton from office sp-ce and a constipated cat. for a more simple definition, when the person who leaves you a voicemail sounds like a r-t-rd.
dude, what’s up with your mom? i rammed my c-ck down her throat then after i left she sent me a voicefail. you should take her to the hospital and get her larynx checked out or something.
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