Volker
once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and bad-ss that only this name can be used to describe them. said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. the volker is seen by all as the king of kings. he can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surp-ss the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). also, he is able to fly around on a bad f-cking -ss black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy sh-tz.
david: f-ck me! its volker lets go talk to him bc hes f-cking incredicool.
bray: i agree.
volker: hail me, b-tches
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