Vollege
all the good parts of the college experience. being drunk, being high. getting a’s. getting with babes.
everything that one does that is awesome at college. that is vollege.
person 1: “dude i was so drunk last night, i stole a mail truck and drove it into the dean’s office. and he wasn’t even p-ssed…. man, i love college.”
person 2: “man, you don’t love college. you love vollege.”
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