Vulvocity
the level of awesomeness that a specific chick’s v-lv- movement makes you feel.
billy-“man, i would give the vulvocity level on that one a ten.”
bob-“what are you talking about? that’s not that great! six.”
joe-“i’ve gotta agree with bob. your mom has a higher vulvocity then that!”
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- vuhjungle
hairy v-g-n-. pubic jungle “i need to shave, my vuhjugle is out of control”
- V8 Moment
when you miss the point, or simply forget. tim: ‘joe, there’s an open lane here. we can check out here. joe: ‘dude, we’re staying in lane 6.’ tim: ‘h-llo! lane seven is open.’ joe: ‘alright, we’ll go. but there’s the hot girl who likes you…too late.’ tim: ‘oops, i had a v8 moment.’
- vagange
another word for a v-g-n- the stripper had the prettiest vagange i ever saw.
- Vag-hook
verb: the act of fish-hooking a woman by the -ahem-, private area, usually used to move said woman out of one’s way joe: b-tch just wouldn’t step off. so i vag-hooked her across the room jim: you da man! -high fives- … jim: we’re both going to h-ll for this. joe: yup.
- Vagina cartwheels
an elaborate s-xual maneuver involving weeks of preparation and a large initial cost investment (should be avoided by all but the most committed and enthusiastic individuals). supplies needed: octopus, gym membership, a fun-loving and adventure-seeking spirit, more lube than you’ve ever used in your life, an on-site surgeon (in case of disaster) and grimm’s book […]