Vuvuzeladouche
a person who starts playing the worst instrument in the history of human civilisation, the vuluzela, at the most inoppertune times.
person 1: did you go see that concert the other night?
person 2: yes, but i left after 30 minutes cause there ended up being several hundred of those f-cking vuvuzeladouche’s at the event!
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person 1: how’d that date go with your girlfreind the other night?
person 2: great, up until that point where my roomate came in while we were having s-x and started to be the biggest f-cking vuvuzeladouche who ever lived!!
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