Wafflecock
a acronym for an elite secret group of individuals each with their own different abilities. the group is thought to be so powerful if the acronym is ever revealed by one of its members, entire planets may be destroyed although the effects are still unknown.
“i heard a member of wafflec-ck took on chuck norris and it ended with chuck norris sh-tting himself”
can also mean rubbish or poppyc-ck, can also be used to declare shenannigans during a drinking game
“i just can’t believe this waffle c-ck!!”
or
“you cant do that in beer pong!!! i declare waffelc-ck!!!!”
waf·fle·c-ck (wof·uhl·kok)
-noun, vulgar.
a term of derision, used to contemptuously mock an utterly senseless young male. a wafflec-ck is typically naïeve, foolish and lacks vision.
“dave was such a wafflec-ck last night.”
“i behaved inapropriately. i acted like a complete wafflec-ck and want to apologize.”
a fat h-m-s-xual who has a small p-n-s and enjoys having s-x with smaller people with the same size, so as not to make him feel like a complete loser.
that waffle c-ck over there tried asking me to have s-x with him!
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