waist hugs
the act of hugging a person around the waist with face buried into their crotch. most effective on complete strangers. this is considered a regular greeting in the “rawr bear p-n-s” lifestyle movement.
charly was goin around the bar givin waist hugs to everyone last night, i thought that biker dude was gonna punch him.
waist hug is started when you meet a new person for the 1st time and you give them a “h-llo” hug, as you get closer to them you “accidentally” slip and your head becomes submerged into their crotch. many relationships have started this way.
i met chrissy’s lesbian friend kelly the other day and i asked if i could give her a hug. she got a waist hug instead and she’s been speechless from that moment on.
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