Waitrose


this is a supermarket where all the upper cl-ss gits shop, you will find that they are usually wearing some form of barber coat, a green grocers cap and some hunter wellies. these people tend to be allergic to sainsburys and other stores containing chavs and sc-mbags. personally, i like to call them “rich, upper cl-ss pr-cks” but please, call them what you will.
oh look at that rich -rs-hole in the porsche, he’s probably off to waitrose again.
the “posh” supermarket of the uk. everything they sell is either “mouthwatering” or “luxury”.
ducky, i’m popping down to waitrose to pur-chase some luxury golden christmas pudding with mouthwatering brandy syrup.
a cool supermarket in the uk. not to be confused with sainsburys, asda, morrisons or tesco.
i like the deli at waitrose and the checkout girls are much better than tesco value
a pretty girl who works on the checkout of your local supermarket, and who you think is too beautiful to work there. a play on the name of a well know chain of upscale supermarkets and the flower known for its beauty.
“that girls such a waitrose i only shop here to see her”

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