Were-douche


when someone turns into a were douce they see a hot person and they talk dirty about them.
brian turns into a weredouche when he see’s a hot chick with big t-ts.
1.to be a cool while in person but once out of site becomes an automatic douche.
2.one who has frequent angry outbursts.
man, travis is a total were-douche?
really? i thought he was alright.
yea, thus the were-douche
to become and instant douche once night falls.
i’m a pretty nice guy during the day, but i become a weredouche every night.
noun: a male who changes inexplicably and violently for the worse, sometimes coinciding with a full moon

verb: the act of becoming a weredouche or acting in a similarly egregious manner

definition developed through self-examination via positivelyprejudiced.tumblr.com
anyone’s ex (or current) boyfriend is a weredouche on occasion.

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