the process by which a song’s t-tle is inferred through the lyrics, even though the actual t-tle of the song is different.
named after the song “bring me to life” by evanescence, which many nimrods erroneously believe to be called “wake me up inside.” however, this phenomenon is not limited to this song only.
person a: my favorite song is “wake me up inside” by evanescence!
person b: i believe the song is called “bring me to life”
person a: shut the f-ck up!
person b: just another case of “wake me up inside” syndrome…
a word use to describe being in an immense drunken state. the most drunk a man can get. f-ck me, i was absolutely keoghed last night
- otzi the iceman
an ancient man found high in the italian alps in the 1990s, also the creator of the dab. oh sh-t man, otzi the iceman’s been dabbing for 5300 years!
when someone puts in no effort in the bedroom and you feel like you might as well be f-cking a dead body “mate the s-x was so lifeless last night it was basically intercorpse” the act of having intercourse with a deceased human being. guy 1: dude, i had some amazing intercorpse last night! guy […]
the act of explaining how unlucky you were in a game (often in percentages with a calculator) it is a variation of the word salty -what was that luck, the odds are 0.048% for that to happen -man dont pull a kripparrian on me right now
- people shelf
a small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. also may be known as a sofa or a chair. hey, you got anywhere to sit? yeah, the people shelf’s right over there.