wallmower


one who acts in a way, intentionally or not. that somehow eliminates, irritates, or brings attention to someone who is being a wallflower.

a wallmower is often -ssociated with people who are obtuse, socially inept, or cruel – tho sometimes they are acting in this way to eliminate party weeds.
“was i just wallmowing? sorry, i have a habit of talking about people loud enough for them too hear, did i say anything mean?”

“look at this idiot, just sitting there and being all quiet, what’s his deal?!” “hey, stop, you’re being a wallmower!”

“i dont think that’s a wall flower, i think it’s a party weed.” “hold on, i’ll go mow him, but back me up if he hulks out.”

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