Walmarting

(verb) human engagement in s-xual acts with stuffed animals in walmart–– however the definition has expanded to include these acts performed anywhere.
did you read that story about a dude who arrested for walmarting a stuffed horse?
firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse
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when a large corporation or business moves into an area, drives smaller, locally owned stores out of business, and then closes shop leaving the area and local economy in poverty and ruins.
the term walmarting comes from the practices of the much hated gobal corporation, walmart.
walmarting is what all your friends know you did, but never actually saw you do. walmarting is an alleged s-xual interaction that others suspect happened or will happen due to viable circ-mstance.
jason and ashley disappeared from the party together, they were probably walmarting.
going to a large retail outlet with the specific intention of watching or recording acts of domestic violence or child-beatery in the aisles.

done for amus-m-nt in most cases, although walmarting for research purposes is not unheard of.
i went walmarting last night because i was bored. i ended up getting great video and laughing for ages. soon i’ll have enough clips for my ‘greatest hits’ tape!
the act of entering a wal-mart between the hours of 11pm-5am not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower cl-ss late night shoppers. usually done for entertainment purposes or internet doc-mentation. act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: life-long emotional or physical scarring, diabetes, upset stomach, violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.
“dude! let’s go wal-marting!”
“naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease”
loitering at wal-mart.
“hey, wanna go wal-marting later?”

“sure!”
the action of going to wal-mart
john: what are you doing later?
jane: i’m wal-marting for some towels.
john: mind if i join?