waltwhitmification


to big something up, either through hyperbole, or literally. derives from walt whitman’s use of a) very long lines in his poetry, and b) a very large beard on his face.

cf. alginsbergification, which is similar in meaning but usually connotes either an imitative approach to waltwhitmification, or a h-m-erotically charged adaptataion of same.
1) kevin really needs to waltwhitmify that beard.
2) that chick’s b–bs are totally waltwhitmified!
3) al ginsberg’s poems could be seen as derivative vis a vis the waltwhitmification of the line.
4) dude, don’t waltwhitmify that shizzle — you know it was totally not cool.

nb the p-ssive voice is generally considered acceptable usage, as it aids in conveying the extended lengthiness that waltwhitmification embodies.

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