Wander


the over-pimp. a dude that looks almost like a girl, wears sandals, and will bring a b-tch back from the dead.

a s-xy beast in a girly-boy sort of way, and yet doesn’t possess any of the girly actions, emo dialogue, or any desire to cook his food, use the bathroom, drink water, or have seemingly any present s-x drive.

the man that was narrating the lyrics in rob zombie’s superbeast.
dormin: “the price you pay may be heavy indeed…”
wander: “that doesn’t matter.”

all that for a dead b-tch!? wander’s so f-cking hardcore. he’d better get p-ssy after this.
main entry: wan·der
pr-nunciation: ‘wän-d&r
function: verb
inflected form(s): wan·dered; wan·der·ing /-d(&ring/
etymology: middle english wandren, from old english wandrian; akin to middle high german wandern to wander, old english windan to wind, twist
intransitive verb
1 a : to move about without a fixed course, aim, or goal b : to go idly about : ramble
2 : to follow a winding course : meander
3 a : to go astray (as from a course)
4 : usually used by f-cking f-gs named tyler who have v-g-n-s
“i’ll let my mind wander about who gets to stick it in my v-g-n- today”

“my mind is wandering s-xual thoughts of a girl named candice, to bad she doesn’t date guy’s with v-g-n-s”
masturbating under water. generally in very cold water.
i went down to the creek and wandered hard core.
1. not giving a f-ck what your boss thinks
2. great teacher

history of the word is based on the teacher john wander of downers grove north. his teaching style is not based on expectations of his boss but rather the expectations of his students.
“nah i pulled a wander and told my boss to go to h-ll”

2.”hey did you get any wanders in your schedule?”

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