Wangulate
to gain venous access to an erect p-n-s or ‘w-ng’ for no clinical reason whatsoever
nurse: “quick, we need to cannulate this patient”
paramedic: “nah, he’s a tw-t, w-ngulate him instead”
the act of strangling someone with your p-n-s, or, w-ng.
hence the combination word, w-ngulate.
max: -lame joke-
brad: haha, that’s funny
me: it won’t be funny when i w-ngulate you.
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