Wank Factor
a scale describing the intensity that one m-st-rb-t-s. the w-nk factor has a total of 9 levels (1=lowest, 9=highest). w-nk factors 1-3 are generally slow placed, while w-nk factors 4-6 are the average rates that people usually m-st-rb-t-. w-nk factors 7-9 are angry, violent, and furious whackings, which may result in some minor damage to your genitalia. the term can also be used to describe the speed that guitar players and drummers perform, since both instruments require much wrist movement.
1. by the time i reached w-nk factor 7, i had to switch hands.
2. muhammed suiçmez from necrophagist is so insane, his wrist is permanately set to w-nk factor 9!
3. i needed to p-ss the time, so i just stayed at w-nk factor 2 till i fell asleep.
this is a completely subjective, yet somehow measurable scale of how precious, w-nky, artsy-fartsy, self-indulgent, too-kewl-for-skewl, deliberately obscure, contrived, psuedo-intellectual…you get my drift…basically anything pretentious…is. if it seems to fit any of the aforementioned descriptions, then it is often claimed to have a “high w-nk factor”.
but this scale is not merely restricted to putting the mockers on the clever-d-ck types, oh, no! also plebians who partake in the pursuit of pop culture aren’t spared from being rated on the w-nk factor: the ones who get a high score amongst the various sub-cultures of mainstream society include the right-wing commentariat, all who are involved in reality tv, lifestyle shows, boy bands, advertising, etc., wiggaz pooncing about in wu-tang or fubu, rice burner lancers or civics that have still have drainpipe m-fflers with the base carby engine…list goes on…basically, any jumped-up pleb thinking they’re more sophisticated than the rest of the common herd.
1. some people would claim that many of the radio programmes featured on abc radio national have a high w-nk factor.
2. yeah, that wannabe lancer gl-pretending-to-be-a-lancer evo vii is sooo lame, scoring high on the w-nk factor for it’s p-ssy little rear drum brakes showing behind the licorice-strapped 20-inch wheels, bouncing off the road with its doof-doof from its subwoofer.
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