wankfest

a festival of w-nk. a proliferation of toss. an excess of j-zz. a m-ssive acc-mulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of w-nkers tossing all over their keyboards.
urbandictionary is a total w-nkfest.
to w-nk or m-st-rb-t- for hours and hours with a good supply of p-rn of one’s choice and a good supply of lube. done without lube and you risk getting an inflated foreskin or even worse blisters on your c-ck. w-nkfest parties are less common than solo w-nkfests but still more common than you’de think especially common amongst fourteen to fifteen year olds.
jayden organised a w-nkfest party but had to call it off when the lady at the video store told him he was too young to hire p-rn
secondary definition: a person (male or female) whose personality closely resembles the concept outlain by envisioning previously accepted definitions of the word “w-nkfest” (summary: a large festival of w-nk).
a giant of a bagpipe-playing college male wears a tight ski-suit to a halloween party to impress females.

females say: that guy is a major w-nkfest.
a festivle of w-nk. were a group of men jointly w-nk in harmony.
i am of to w-nkfest to shoot my load in harmony with my budies.
when a group friends get together and have a masterbatoin party
i had a blast with trevor at the w-nkfest
in early teenage years, for a group of developing boys to slide their p-n-s from their slowly unzipped fly to show to the friend sitting next to them. they compare size and generally get rather hard. then they test if they can -j-c-l-t- yet. for later dates they name these gatherings “a w-nkfest”.
billy: “jeez tommy yours is so darn big!”
tommy: “dude, i know!!”
jimmy: -holds out a tissue- “guys guys… i’ve came!”
billy: “we are so having another w-nkfest next friday!”
whipping a bit of c-ck out, and having a nice w-nk in a circle
“by golly that was a nice wanfest last night!”
“oh i know! did you see the size of jims!”