wanklish


the language invented by those who, in the process of masturbating and trying to communicate via an instant messenger simultaneously, end up making several grammatical and spelling errors.
‘hi mate how arebyou?’

‘i like your w-nklish.’

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    when the end of your shirt sleeves flare out as if you have fat wrists. it is like cankles of the wrist. “dude look at that girl’s w-nkles, they’re huge!” 1) the jacking of a very small p-n-s. to w-nk a winkle is to perform a w-nkle 2) the young son of a w-nker or […]

  • wannablack

    a white person who tries to act black in a hope that it will make them cooler. commonly they just look immensley foolish and are mocked by the gangstas they wish they were in with. “hey lil homie, wanna roll to the library wiv ma crew?” “stop being such a wannablack you whitie”

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    a word created by paul wings. the woed can be said at anytime. “wow that was random. waom”

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    to put a deflated basketball into a woman’s v-g-n- then inflate it by making her quiff last night shaun gave jasmin a washington allstar


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