Wannabe Atheist
a person, usually the age of 13 who acts like he’s atheist as an attempt to fit in with their friends or because they don’t understand their own beliefs. they try to act like an aggressive atheist to make people think they really are which leads to lots of stereotyping about atheists. some usually say they’re atheist just as an excuse not to go to church on sundays.
wannabe atheist: “i’m 13 and i converted to atheism because i think going to church for two hours every sunday is gay and worshiping a man with a white beard sitting on a cloud is pretty r-t-rded”
real atheist: “so you renounced your faith because you didn’t like going to church? that’s just foolish.”
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