war face


wide-eyed, adrenalin-filled psycho grimace on one’s face as you charge in to battle/a fight/game of chicken. exemplified by “full metal jacket”.
hartman
let me see your war face!

joker
sir?

hartman
you’ve got a war face? aaaaaaaagh! that’s a war face. now let me see your war face!

joker
aaaaaaaagh!

hartman
bullsh-t! you didn’t convince me! let me see your real war face!

joker
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

hartman
you didn’t scare me! work on it!
the facial expression (mainly male) displayed when on the vinegar strokes or taking a particularly stiff constipated dump. may additionally be accompanied with beads of cold sweat.
as bob got his warface on, he regretted eating three loaves of bread.
the face you make when you -j-c-l-t-/c-m.
i looked a mirror while i was fapping right before i came, and when my sh-t came out, saw my war face.

i was fapping in my office, at my desk, then my boss started walking in as soon as i came. i kept stroking it out because he couldn’t see my whole arm, but my war-face was still up. i told i had a sneeze c-mming on, but i don’t think he bought it.
(n.) an angry screaming face of a soldier.
heartman: you got a war-face?

see fmj

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