a war moose is a very large woman. like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.
d*mn, she’s huge! that’s war moose status, bub.
- clap your sh*ts
to slap or smack another’s person b*ttocks in an endearing or flirtatious fashion. “d*mn ma! look at that cake! imma clap your sh*ts!!”
- vanity hunting
the practice of paying large sums of money to kill captive animals with unusually large antlers or horns for the purpose of bragging or fulfilling the needs of the ego. bill wants you to think he hunted that animal, but he didn’t, he killed it behind a fence at a vanity hunting facility.
- rack mount
where a male puts his d*ck between a woman’s br**sts. frank: “bro, look at that girl’s t*ts!” bryan: “who, kayla? i rack mounted her last weekend. d*mn good.”
- darryls eyes
when the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you’re having a darryl moment. living at the new york city tenement museum, darryl can’t see the middle. if asked if he sees the gl*ss half full or half empty, he says “what gl*ss, i don’t see sh*t!” d*mn, you can only […]